Life Cycle of an Anime Fan

You forgot the "I'm going to learn Japanese" phase

"Watching-a-whole-season-in-a-day phase
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the worst fate at the end of the cycle is becoming a manga reader

Gigguk: smile, sweet, sister, sadistic, surprise, service

The Awakening showed SAO on the laptop personally offends me since I started with that.

The Void is real. I remember being fifteen at my grandparents house for a week and starting Neon Genesis Evangelion, only to finish the entire series in one night, watch End of Evangelion, and then spend the next week of my stay desperately hunting down the rebuilds on pirated anime websites in an attempt to consume more of a show I had just finished. Finishing that show and realizing that I couldn’t see what happened to the characters anymore felt like loosing actual people I was close to.

It's creepy how he accurately summarized....

After true awakening you get to pick your specialisations.

"Before one can have a shit taste, one must first have no taste"

Guys, I am in the harem phase.

As a fujoshi of 7 years, I can confirm that ‘yaoi menstruation’ is real. This is terrifyingly accurate.

Very accurate, after watching 150+ I now feel empty not knowing what to watch, i'm still in search of more that give me that "void" feeling after a good series has ended. I put everything thats made 6+ years ago into a separate dimension called "Ignore List".

“I have never been offended by something I 100% agree with”

I’ve reached the final stage im on binge-reading manga now

there is nothing worse than watching an anime, loving it so much you start reading the manga, catch up, and having to wait once a month in agonizing pain for what happens next

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A small exception for the waifu stage: if the weeb mentioned’s first waifu is speedwagon, it will be physically impossible to change a waifu or husbands, since speedwagon is ENTERNAL

It's scary how this is actually kind of accurate.

The "void phase" is the most terrifying thing when watching anime, I sometimes would even question myself "what is life?" Lol😂

I watched that episode of Naruto Shippuden.